This sitter is completely aggravating. It is like she has never been in the presence of a fashion genius before. I have an impeccable sense of sock style and freely offer my services.
The sitter will sit on her bed in the morning and usually tries to put on a hideous pair of socks. It is insulting to see her make such devastating choices! I mean, clean socks?! Honestly!! Why would anyone sane want to wear those with their tuity-fruity no-foot scent?! Disgusting.
I try to help her out, clamping my delicate teeth into the sock and pulling it free from her foot. But I am sadly under-appreciated.
She has started to hide behind this door in the morning, and when she emerges, she has already applied the socks to her feet. A complete tragedy, really.
Wish me luck, world. Only 30 days to go.
Love, Gracie
I grew up with the sitter, Gracie. I agree. She can be very aggravating.
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