Sunday, 18 January 2015

Day 10: Help, Nancy Drew!

Dear world,

It was unsettling this morning to realize that things happen in the world when I am asleep. I had no idea that was even possible.

This is how things went down last night. First I was playing on top of the couch pillows. (I found one of the sitter's socks.)


Then I must have been overcome by the dreaminess of used human footwear because I started to fade away. I don't remember taking this selfie, but clearly I was pretty far gone.


The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my crate this morning. Really strange, right? And the most alarming part -- all of my toys that I had methodically spread around the house yesterday were now in a pile next to my daybed in the living room. Who cares about crop circles?! We now have a bigger mystery on our hands!!!

Wish me luck, world! Only 53 days to go.

Love, Gracie

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